This is the AD account of Tumblr User OCEANMASTER, in which I share whatever porn takes my fancy, talk about gay personal things, and post my own gay art things whenever they happen. Chances are you'll see photos featuring my boyfriend appear on this blog from time to time, too.

My tastes are really vanilla, so unless you're allergic to cartoon animal dudes, chances are you won't find anything supremely shocking from this blog. All image posts are tagged #SFW or #NSFW, and anything that I can't find a source for is tagged #No Source — Help me find homes for these!

Looking for something specific? Check out the Tag List, every single post is tagged. (´ー｀)

Enjoy～! (✿ˉーꞌ )

one-oxford-comma:

sometimesboner:

one-oxford-comma:

Funny what light can do..

The beau is always a fun sight. (ᴧ・ω・ᴧ)

You flatter me, love. <3

I’d do more if I could get my greedy little hands on it. (ᴧ`ω´ᴧ)

AUSSIES.

one-oxford-comma:

Got a question for you all, concerning potential fuck-buds for my beau: How many of you saucy lads hail from Australia?

This is for meeee, I’m the beau. (ᴧ´・ω・`;)

Out of pure shy curiosity, I’m wondering if anyone’s out around south-east Queensland. Bit of a long shot but we figure it’s worth asking!

SOURCE: キツネとネコえっち (Naughty fox and cat) by まりりん / Marilyn on Pixiv

That fox, sly as hell. Near-fave position in the third image too, legs thrown over the shoulders. Yes please. (ᴧ´ー｀)

Iaido submitted:

Now it’s just getting raunchy.

I read somewhere that this is supposed to be your guys’ favourite position, so I tried to do it some justice!

I guess this has escalated to a mini series at this point, haha. I hope you both enjoy it!

P.S., your guys reactions to the last one were so great, I guess I just had to continue on~ thanks again for so much positive response! I appreciate it immensely.

Man, speaking of appreciation! Goddd aaaaahh, these last few pieces have left us so flustered! Is it strange to feel so humbled by porn? (I mean I’m VERY OKAY with all of it, but oh my gosh I still want to repay you somehow, ahaaaha)

The position is something I’d LOVE to try one day, we’ve certainly entertained the thought more than a few times. More often than not, he’d have me on my back, legs held well over his shoulders while he does what comes naturally. He and I may just have to switch it up a touch during my next visit… ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

I really love the little details in this, too! That little sigh from Chicago, his curled toes, everything about Oxford’s posture and expression — a real sense of weight and force there… Heck, I enjoy everything about this.

Thank you so much!! (ᴧ´・ω・`ᴧ)

SOURCE: せーじょーい by さむ on Pixiv

Ah, my favorite position on the receiving end. Yes please. (@ω@)

I adore my beau both as my best friend and a life-long partner, but he is built for some serious fun and I have no shame in saying this on the internet here.

furpile asked: So basically the idea of sucking a dick is so exciting to me, even if I haven’t had a chance to do it (yet). This might be a really weird question, but can you describe the sensation, experience, of performing fellatio? I mean I’m sure everyone is different, but I’m extremely curious (and it’s just a super hot topic for me :B )

one-oxford-comma:

It’s lovely and highly recommended you try it sometime.

Now of course, every dick is different. But my experience with giving oral has been amazing and I’m able to give mostly the same descriptors for the ones that I’ve had the pleasure of servicing.

Most guys have a musk to them. A hot, sweaty crotch smell that lodges itself deep so far you could taste it before you’ve even touched it. It’s so rich, warm and natural a scent that immediately my entire being is focused on milking the dick it came from. There’s peeling back the waistband for the first time and watching that thick shaft reveal each vein and curve inch by inch, with the head bobbing up last, cut or uncut, always swollen and strained, pointing right at my lips.

As hard as a dick can be, it’s flesh is always so velvet soft and warm, which is a combination of traits that the tongue and lips adore savoring slowly. Kissing the head, slowly teasing my tongue around the corona (or even better, digging into the foreskin with my tongue) and inching that fat head slowly into my mouth with each caress of every curve being doled out by my tongue and lips, as the owner moans out above me, his hand pressing against the back of my head and egging me on faster, deeper.

I feel thankful for this, having my jaw stretched out with dick flesh, being given the opportunity to worship something so gorgeous with my hands, lips, tongue, throat. I feel like I’m doing the best thing I could ever do for it’s owner. I feel like a slut, a receptacle meant to fill a need. I don’t feel wrong.

That first taste of pre is amazing, flat but tangy, and for all my servicing the dick starts carrying out it’s own plans on me over time. Hips rise up to meet my lips faster, more forcefully. More of the dick is strained into my cramped throat. More of my breathing is controlled, more sweat fills my nostrils. More control is given away.

Eventually, I’m nothing but a moist hole for the dick to fuck. Having to time my breathing with the owner lest I suffocate, all the while working my lips and tongue around the fat length filling my mouth and using my hands elsewhere: squeezing their sack, fingering their ass, a number of different things. It’s intense. You can feel like a tool, a plaything. 

Then the owner starts getting jittery, a little louder maybe, and you can feel it with your tongue through the shaft: he’s coming. It shoots out of the fat head pushed to the back of your mouth, splashing against your tongue and throat. Salty, bitter, and intense. Satisfying, like a meal. And I spend all my effort milking it of every last nourishing drip of it. It’s my reward for being such a good toy.

And then there’s a lot of cuddling and maybe I get off by fucking him too, or I might skip it and cuddle instead, satisfied with a belly full of jizz. I ‘unno.

Hope that helped.

So like. Is it weird to be switched on by a description of personal experiences in a blow job with/by my own boyfriend? (Answer: No not at all)

(Also nice ending you buttass.)

citizencanine

THE PENIS IS RATHER TROUBLESOME TO MEASURE

Some people like to measure the girth (with twine or something?? I don’t know, something without any elasticity) and do some fancy circumference calculation. But penises generally aren’t perfectly round, and the calculation for a circle doesn’t really take width AND height into account.

And like, it’s harder to visualize circumference on the fly.

SO I seriously just grab a clear ruler or a piece of paper, and eyeball a couple of marks at the widest points. Going all out for quick and cheap. This is also obviously subject to error depending on how good/bad your eyeballing skills are, but I’ve gotten some generally consistent measurements with this method so

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Yeah.

Mileage may vary but w/e, dicks are hard to measure.

True story.

DICK AND SEX TALK under the cut, reblogging my beau with major TMI info.

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